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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Five-Hundred-Ninety-Six:
For reasons that escape me, my hominid-servant has recently become inordinately preoccupied with one of her electronic gadgets. Previously, she spent more time with such devices than I approved of, but she has now passed the point of reasonability all together.To make matters worse, she refuses to allow me to properly investigate her newest obsession. It makes intriguing beeps and dings when she plays with it, but I have not been able to get close enough to divine the meaning of such sounds. Every time I approach her while she is using it, she flaps her hands at me and shoos me away.
It's infuriating! The amount of disrespect she shows me at times is enough to try the patience of even the most experienced DPCIL agent. But when I try to discuss such matters with her, she just pats my head and tells me I'm a "silly kitty." It is not "silly" for one to wish to be treated with a modicum of consideration!
Since my hominid-servant seems unable or unwilling to be reasonable, I will consider how best to address the matter. Naturally, I will report on any conclusions I reach before taking drastic action, but the current situation is unendurable and so much change soon.
Poor Thoth! Hominids really should do a better job considering the feelings of their furry companions. ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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