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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Twelve-Hundred-Forty-Eight:
Now my hominid-servant is actively attempting to assassinate me! She has begun randomly jumping and flailing about and, in typical hominid fashion, is doing so with a complete lack of grace or coordination. She claims this is part of her new health regimen, but I believe it is a subtle form of attempted murder. At this point, I don’t know if I can continue to function in this environment in any useful capacity. I have joined my young apprentice in his retreat beneath my hominid-servant’s sleeping platform, one of the few places in my domicile safe from stray hominid stomping, and intend to contemplate the meaning of my existence until some clarity emerges from the miasma of chaos that defines my current reality.Ugh! Hominids! 😉 You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. 😉 Happy reading, everyone!
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