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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Eleven-Hundred-Eighty-Five:
I have thus far been unsuccessful in adapting the technique I used to modify my hominid-servant's behavior with regards to the provisioning of liquid H2O to other aspects of her behavior. I attempted to use the same method to induce her to expand the selection of edibles she provides; however, my resolve to refrain from eating waned before my lack of appetite drove her to the same level of concern my refusal to drink did. It seems the efficacy of this behavior modification technique is directly linked to the amount of attention my hominid-servant pays to my avoidance tactics. Thus, I will have to discover a way to encourage her to take a more active interest in my behavior before I will be successful in altering her behavior.
Hominids can be so dense! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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