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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Four-Hundred-Eighty-One:It is clear that my hominid-servant does not hold the high regard for me that I once thought she did. She continues to cater to the infant felid while ignoring my needs and has even threatened me with confinement if I dare to demonstrate my displeasure with the current arrangement. For its part, the tiny pest insists on trying to ingratiate itself with me, and I truly believe I may soon become deranged if I cannot escape its determined campaign.
To make matters worse, my will to resist seems to weaken at times, and I find myself contemplating what it would be like to curl up with a warm bundle of fuzz when I take my nap or to lick the liquid bovine secretions from the creature's face when it finishes its treat. Alas, I am betrayed even by my own desires. This minuscule, insignificant, mammalian neonate from an ill-fortuned planet at the end of the galaxy may yet be the end of Agent Thoth. Oh, woe is me!
Oh, poor Thoth! It's hard when you're fighting everyone, including yourself. You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!