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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Four-Hundred-Fifteen:
Over the past several planetary rotations, my
hominid-servant has been hanging and stringing seemingly random objects among
the branches of the tree she installed within the domicile. I have ceased attempting to study the tree
and have turned my attention to this bizarre hominid behavior instead.
The placing of these objects seems to give my
hominid-servant much pleasure, as she often makes the rhythmic, semi-melodious
vocalizations I have come to understand are a hominid expression of joy while
engaging in this activity. I have
attempted to study the objects themselves but, once again, my hominid-servant
interrupted my studies with harsh words and shooing motions.
It has become clear to me that, whatever her motivation
behind the decorated tree, my hominid-servant has brought it into my domicile
for her own reasons, and she does not intend for me to be a part of it. I find
this troubling as, until now, my hominid-servant always seemed to understand
her role and function in our relationship. I may need to take steps to remind
her of her place.
Poor Agent Thoth. Hominids can be so unreasonable. ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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