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Today, Agent Thoth has some thoughts regarding hominid/DIPCIL relations. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day One-Hundred-Seventy-Eight:
Recently, my hominid-servant became ill. Fortunately, it seems to have been a fleeting sickness, as she is now much recovered. However, while she was indisposed, she spent quite a bit of time on her sleeping platform.
This was pleasant in one respect, as her extended inactivity made it much easier for me to record her vitals at consistent intervals and also to study her physiology. However, her reluctance to move also resulted in her being much less responsive to my needs. I know this will astonish you, but she actually allowed the level of food in my bowl to get low enough for me to see the bottom! I nearly perished from starvation.
As I said, she has now recovered and this lapse in service has been rectified. As a side note, I would like to make the DPCIL leadership aware of the fact that the soothing effect of the P.U.R.R. seems to have healing properties. Every time I commiserated with my hominid-servant's indisposition by granting her access to my person and utilized the P.U.R.R. to still her restlessness, her vital signs evened out and her labored respiration calmed. I believe this is something that bears further investigation, as it may aid in furthering amiable relations if the hominids are ever determined to be eligible for inclusion into DPCIL.
Recently, my hominid-servant became ill. Fortunately, it seems to have been a fleeting sickness, as she is now much recovered. However, while she was indisposed, she spent quite a bit of time on her sleeping platform.
This was pleasant in one respect, as her extended inactivity made it much easier for me to record her vitals at consistent intervals and also to study her physiology. However, her reluctance to move also resulted in her being much less responsive to my needs. I know this will astonish you, but she actually allowed the level of food in my bowl to get low enough for me to see the bottom! I nearly perished from starvation.
As I said, she has now recovered and this lapse in service has been rectified. As a side note, I would like to make the DPCIL leadership aware of the fact that the soothing effect of the P.U.R.R. seems to have healing properties. Every time I commiserated with my hominid-servant's indisposition by granting her access to my person and utilized the P.U.R.R. to still her restlessness, her vital signs evened out and her labored respiration calmed. I believe this is something that bears further investigation, as it may aid in furthering amiable relations if the hominids are ever determined to be eligible for inclusion into DPCIL.
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