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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day One-Thousand-Thirty:
I have managed to regain my sense of detached objectivity through meditation and rest, and I have resumed my efforts to collect a fresh sample of my hominid-servant's bathing liquid. Thus far, I have been unsuccessful. Or, at least, none of the samples I have collected have contained any substances of note. But my observations of her behavior within the chamber she uses for her daily ablutions have been close enough that I was able to record her also applying several unknown substances from bottles she stores within the chamber to her body and the fur on the top of her head. She spends an extended amount of time rubbing these potions into her skin and fur, despite the fact that they all have a sharp, chemical scent to them. I have yet to secure an uncontaminated sample of any of these substances, but it has occurred to me that these may be the source of my hominid-servant’s strange desire to regularly utilize large quantities of liquid H2O to cleanse herself. I will attempt to sample the contents of these bottles and determine what, if any, role they play in my hominid-servant's deviant behavior.
Agent Thoth is on the hunt! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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