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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Nine-Hundred-Seven:
Success! I have managed to retrieve at least some of my bauble offerings from the juvenile felid's hoard. His undoing was his greed, as in addition to my bauble offerings, he attempted to make off with the canid's offerings, as well. The canid, dumb beast that it is, naturally took the most direct route to retrieve its property and dove headfirst beneath my hominid-servant's sleeping platform.Naturally, the canid did not fit beneath the sleeping platform, but that did not stop it from pursuing its reclamation efforts. The tiny irritant objected to this course of action vociferously, which coupled with the noise from the sleeping platform being shoved around, brought the attention of my hominid-servant. She added her own castigations to the cacophony, and she also used her sweeping implement to scatter all the baubles from beneath the sleeping platform to the four corners of my domicile.
The resultant uproar from that conflict created sufficient confusion among the other residents in my domicile that I was able to use it as cover to make off with several of my bauble offerings and secret them away in various spots within my domicile. The young annoyance has maintained a steadfast effort to reclaim the lost baubles, even going so far as to disturb my rest periods with his haranguing, but so far I have remained resolved in my refusal to give them up. Aside from the principle involved, I'm not certain I could locate them all again. Regardless, if he persists, I have decided I will stage a raid on his remaining collection and deprive him of even more of the baubles.
Oh, my. So much drama! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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