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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Seven-Hundred-Sixty-Six:
Earlier, my hominid-servant made the mistake of allowing the adolescent felid to escape from the confines of my domicile while the strange felid was basking on the ledge outside one of the transparent portals in the walls of my domicile. The little idiot attacked the stranger, who naturally responded with violence of its own. The two combatants rolled around in the area outside my domicile, tearing up the ground-covering vegetation, screaming and yowling loud enough to be heard on other continents, and leaving enough fur floating around to cover another felid.The battle ended when my hominid-servant turned on the H2O delivery system that she uses to keep the vegetation in the area outside my domicile green and healthy. The two imbeciles sprang apart when they came in contact with the loathsome substance, but not before having inflicted multiple wounds on each other. My hominid-servant snatched my young companion up by the scruff of his neck and brought him back inside my domicile to examine and treat his wounds, but not before threatening the fighters with dire consequences should they seek to resume their combat at a later time. I am not certain at this time, but my hominid-servant seems to think that the small annoyance may need professional medical assistance, as his injuries may be too severe for her amateur attempts to heal him.
Ugh! The lunacy a poor DPCIL Agent must contend with! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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