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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Eleven-Hundred-Twenty:
It took me several planetary rotations to devise a plan I believe will allow me to evade my hominid-servant’s efforts to interfere with my research. My biggest problem was the fact that I am absolutely certain that she means well. Once again, her refusal to learn to communicate properly has created a situation where I feel constrained from committing violence since I know her actions are due to nothing more than a concern for my well-being, but I still must find a way to circumvent the obstacle she presents as my work is simply too important to be obstructed. However, I believe that I have found a strategy that will not involve harming my hapless hominid-servant, but will still allow me to evade her restrictions on my movement. It involves using both the canid and the juvenile felid as distractions, which may prove difficult as neither of them are inclined to cooperate with my designs, as a general rule. But I see no alternative that offers even a reasonable chance of success. As always, I will report back with further developments once I have attempted my escape, along with an analysis of both its successes and failures.
The game is afoot! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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