Mistral Dawn's Musings: #Agent Thoth's #Personal Log: Day 1075

Who Is Mistral Dawn?

Mistral Dawn is a thirty-something gal who has lived on both coasts of the US but somehow never in the middle. She currently resides in the Southeast US with her kitty cats (please spay or neuter! :-)) where she works as a hospital drudge and attends graduate school. Taken By The Huntsman is her first effort at writing fiction and if it is well received she has ideas for several more novels and short-stories in this series. Please feel free to visit her on FaceBook or drop her a line at mistralkdawn@gmail.com

Wednesday, February 5, 2020

#Agent Thoth's #Personal Log: Day 1075

Hey Everyone! :-)

Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal

Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)

Agent Thoth's Personal Log

Day One-Thousand-Seventy-Five:

I made my first attempt at presenting my list of expectations regarding how my domicile is to be administered to my hominid-servant and, unfortunately, I have to say it was a dismal failure. To be frank, at this point, I’m so disgusted with the obtuseness of hominids that I’m not certain I will make another attempt.

Naturally, the first item on my list pertained to the door, and her insistence on keeping it closed. I explained that my expectation was that she either leave it open or install a smaller door within it that I would be capable of operating without her assistance. Her response to this utterly reasonable demand was to pick me up--physically lift my body off of the floor!—and cradle me in her arms as if I were a hominid infant! The indignity of it!

It may take me some time to recover from this outrage, but I will endeavor to persevere. Thoth, out.

Poor Agent Thoth! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!