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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Nine-Hundred-Thirty-Seven:
I have noticed that my hominid-servant starts her cleaning activities by removing all the baubles that have been scattered throughout my domicile from the floor and placing them in a container. This container she then conceals within a closet; though, I am uncertain if her goal is to prevent myself and my furred companions from reclaiming our property, or if she merely wishes the container to be out of her path of dirt destruction. Normally, the baubles that the juvenile felid secrets beneath my hominid-servant’s sleeping platform escape this purge, but during the extreme cleaning phases even these are confiscated.This, of course, causes my young companion great distress. He is left wavering between launching a determined campaign to reclaim his baubles and hiding from the obnoxiously loud devices my hominid-servant employs in her dust eradication crusade. Thus far, my youthful protégé has chosen to err on the side of discretion, as he is currently perched at the top of one of the shelved pieces of furniture my hominid-servant stores her thinly-sliced, printed tree-cadavers on. As this provides him with a convenient platform for observing my hominid-servant’s activities while remaining outside her easy reach, it seems that he has concluded that his person is at greater risk from the contraptions than his baubles.
Hominids and our obsessions! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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