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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Six-Hundred-Fourteen:
Once again, my hominid-servant is bent on disturbing the tranquility of my domicile. I don't understand what drives her, but it must be a powerful instinct as she seems to have these urges cyclically. And I don't know how, or even if it is possible, to dissuade her.At least twice during each revolution of this planet around its star, she finds it necessary to move all the furniture and either rearrange it or remove any detritus that has gathered beneath it before returning the furniture to its place. She also compulsively sorts through the contents of my domicile and randomly targets specific items for elimination. Which is disconcerting, to say the least.
Currently, she is focused on her sleeping room. It has been impossible for me to either rest or concentrate on my research for the past several days, which is most distressing. If I could isolate the factors that trigger such behavior in hominids, I would eliminate them from my servant's environment so that I could have some peace! Hopefully, this mania of hers will pass soon.
Ah! Those crazy hominids! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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