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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Three-Hundred-Thirty-Four:Recently, my hominid-servant has been threatening to replace me with a "stuffed toy." I am not certain what a toy is or why it is stuffed, but I consider the suggestion that I may be replaceable to be of great concern. In the past, my hominid-servant has made other threats, but I believe they were made in jest and so do not consider them to be of any consequence. This threat, however, may be different.
I will endeavor to discover just what, exactly, is a "toy," what it is "stuffed" with, and why. I also need to determine the precise reason my hominid-servant seems to consider one to be a viable substitute for my magnificent self. Perhaps this is only another attempt at humor on her part and she just means that she intends to feed me more, but I cannot take that chance that she might have more nefarious intentions
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