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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Thirteen-Hundred:
My hominid-servant has acquired a diabolical new device. It’s a small plastic ball that seems harmless enough at first glance; however, at random intervals, it comes to life and spins and rolls while emitting concentrated beams of light. This combination is so intoxicating it’s impossible to ignore or resist. Both my young protégé and I find ourselves compelled by some ill-defined force to cavort amongst and chase the dancing dots. It is only when the device once again suspends activity that we are able to collapse into exhausted lumps and catch our breath. Only to be forced to repeat the whole undignified performance when the machine cycles again.
I am uncertain if my hominid-servant was, somehow, aware of the plot against her and this is her countermove, or if there is some other reason she has decided to completely humiliate my youthful compatriot and me. Whatever her reasons, I can only hope she relents soon, or I may never complete my research.
Oh, the inhumanity of diabolical devices! 😉 You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. 😉 Happy reading, everyone!
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