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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Seven-Hundred-Sixty-Four:My hominid-servant has acquired a new device that contains a laser that projects a spot of light from one end. She uses this gadget to taunt the adolescent felid; flicking the wand around and causing the spot of light to dance and swirl over various surfaces in my domicile until the little idiot chases the light and exhausts himself in a futile attempt to capture it. Her efforts to engage me in this absurd pastime have, of course, been wasted. In spite of the fact that she tries to bait me into reacting by unjustly labeling me "lazy" and "fat." I am neither unduly rotund nor slothful, as my dedication to my research provides ample evidence; I simply see no point in expending energy in such a useless pursuit. Hopefully, the novelty of her toy will soon lapse and my hominid-servant will find less irritating activities in which to engage.
Those silly hominids! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!