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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Six-Hundred-Eleven:
It recently occurred to me that there is much to be said for an extended nap enjoyed within the warmth of a sunbeam. The portals in my domicile allow sunbeams to form on the floors in predictable patterns and at predictable times. I have found these sunbeams to be ideal locations for meditation and relaxation.Unfortunately, the sunbeams are fleeting and can even be prematurely disrupted if excessive atmospheric moisture is allowed to coagulate into clouds. Yesterday, I was enjoying a particularly nice sunbeam when my pleasure was cut short by a gathering rainstorm. This was quite distressing, and I attempted to convince my hominid-servant to take action.
I explained to her the importance of sunbeam bathing to the psychological well-being of DPCIL agents, but once again she remained frustratingly obtuse. I entreated her to engage the atmospheric controls to bring back my sunbeam, but my pleas were in vain. To add insult to injury, she didn't even stay until I had finished making my case, and instead left to return to her electronic devices. I was left to mourn the untimely passing of my sunbeam in isolation.
Oh, no! Not the sunbeams! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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