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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Four-Hundred-Sixty-Four:
I have spent the past two planetary rotations alternately attempting to avoid the infant felid and convince my hominid-servant that the creature is both unnecessary and a disruption to my work. Unfortunately, I have failed on both fronts. My hominid-servant seems to grow more and more enamored with the small irritant and the infant seems determined to shadow my every move!The creature is orange. Orange! I ask you, could there be a more obnoxious color? And it makes high-pitched mewing sounds that set my teeth on edge. What possessed my hominid-servant to acquire such a pernicious pest, I will never understand. But she absolutely dotes on it!
My fur has started to come out with increasing frequency, and I believe it must be an effect of the stress. I will end this entry so that I can retreat to one of the few places in my domicile that the miniscule felid is unable to reach. And my hominid-servant can be damned with her screeching and arm flapping over sitting on the horizontal platforms!
Poor Thoth! It's hard when those around us refuse to recognize our needs. You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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