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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day One-Thousand-Twenty-One:
My hominid-servant’s habits regarding her daily self-immersion in liquid H2O remain unaltered. I have managed to sample the liquid that remains on her epidermis after she emerges from the dispensing chamber, but have detected no contaminants that might lead to the development of a dependency in any known mammalian physiological makeup. This, naturally, led to the hypothesis that any such contaminants must become volatile when exposed to air, and so by the time I am able to take a sample they have dissipated.The obvious course of action is to take my sample directly at the source of the H2O and test it immediately. This plan is complicated by the fact that my hominid-servant does not moderate the flow of the H2O, and so the force of the stream is such that it is difficult to avoid contact with. This effect is exacerbated when she transfers the stream to the outlet she uses to disperse the liquid over her body. I will continue to observe and seek an opportunity that will allow me to collect the sample I require.
Hominids are so uncooperative! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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