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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day One-Thousand-Fifteen:
I’m uncertain, but I think my young companion may have
alerted me to something of which I was previously unaware. He has been
shadowing my hominid-servant whenever she enters the room where she attends to
her sanitation needs. His determination to never allow her to enter the room
alone is such that if she does happen to close the door before he joins her, he
sits at the entrance and howls while digging at the side of the door in an
attempt to cause it to open.
At first, I thought this was merely revenge for her
preventing him from continuing to bully the canid, but it occurred to me that
the extreme level of distress he experiences whenever she enters this room
might have another, more concrete, basis. I have never observed any sign of
matter transference technology among the hominids, but if the room my hominid
uses for sanitation purpose also contains the means for her to relocate herself
without having to first pass through the main door to my domicile, which inevitably
makes us aware of her leaving, then the fear of abandonment might be what is
driving my excitable protégé’s behavior.
To be honest, this room has long been a concern for all the
members of my domicile save my hominid-servant. I had always thought this to be
because it’s the room in which she insists on voluntarily submerging herself in
liquid H2O, which is clearly something only a deranged individual
would do. But, perhaps, if my youthful compatriot has witnessed something, as I
suspect he may have, then my unease has been due to my having picked up on a
warning from my subconscious regarding the dangers present within the room.
Matter transference technology is complicated and prone to error and, frankly,
I’m not certain hominids are psychologically stable enough to handle dealing
with the responsibilities associated with such a power as the ability to appear
and disappear anywhere and whenever one wishes. I will carefully monitor this
situation and report back on any further developments.
Those tricksy hominids! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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