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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Nine-Hundred-Sixty:
The hominids’ preoccupation with gratuitous explosions continues, the noise from which has made it impossible for me to continue my research. I am uncertain where the ubiquitous disrespect for the scientific method on this planet originates, but it has made pursuing the goals of my mission nearly impossible. While I am able to unequivocally opine that hominids are sometimes clever, occasionally endearing, and often amusing, I remain unable to definitively conclude that hominids are possessed of what could legitimately be considered intelligence.And the most maddening reason for my continued uncertainty is the behavior of the hominids themselves! Are they an intelligent race cursed with perpetual and pervasive insanity? Or do they truly lack the capacity to comprehend the consequences of their actions, and so should be considered unintelligent? I am unsure! And the indecision is frustrating in the extreme, especially because if the creatures in question would, if only for a brief period of time, cease their thus far uninterrupted lunacy, I might be able to collect enough reliable evidence to reach a conclusion. Of course, it also wouldn’t hurt if they would cease their appalling racket and allow me to concentrate!
Argh! The hominids strike again! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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