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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Thirteen-Hundred-Fifteen:
I decided to take a lesson from my young protΓ©gΓ© regarding the torture machine my hominid-servant afflicted us with. However, instead of destroying the diabolical device, I have hidden it. This way, my hominid-servant cannot find it to activate it, but she also, so far at least, does not seem to feel justified in replacing it. Thus far, my plan is working, as she is occupying herself with attempting to locate the infernal contraption but has not indicated any intention to obtain another one. And, at least for now, peace has been restored to my domicile, as has my mental equilibrium. One can only hope that the notoriously short hominid attention span will prevail, and that my hominid-servant will lose interest and forget about the fiendish gadget. As always, I will continue to report on the situation as it develops.
The furry people prevail again! π You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. π Happy reading, everyone!
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