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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Eleven-Hundred-Eight:
I, once again, attempted to discuss my concerns with my hominid-servant regarding the shortcomings in her performance. Unfortunately, as per her usual habit, instead of taking my critique seriously and altering her behavior accordingly, she picked me up and ruffled my fur! With complete impunity! I was so shocked and appalled at the bold impudence and disrespect, I utterly failed to even consider deploying the C.L.A.W.S. until she had already released me.And, upon further reflection, I believe the use of the C.L.A.W.S. would have been counterproductive. That’s what so frustrating about dealing with my hominid-servant. Despite the complete lack of regard for courtesy and decorum she displayed, I believe she meant well. The impudence inherent in her treatment of me, I believe, is instinctive, and that she only means it as evidence of her affection. And since she refuses to learn how to communicate properly, I’m at a loss as to how to make her understand how deeply offensive her actions are. Which leaves me with nothing left to report, at this point, other than to reiterate that dealing with hominids is both exasperating and exhausting.
Hominids, can't live with them, can't kill them. ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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