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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day One-Thousand-Fifty:
In my continued efforts to properly train my hominid-servant as to the correct prioritization of filling my food bowl upon rising from her sleeping platform, I have experimented with attempts to charm her by deploying the P.U.R.R. in response to her displays of affection. Unfortunately, the results of this experiment are mixed.I have found that she does respond to the hypnotic effects of the P.U.R.R. positively, with even greater expressions of affection, but this does not necessarily translate into my food bowl being filled. Instead, she offers verbal compliments and attempts to tempt me into mindless but entertaining games with dangling objects. However, it’s also not uncommon for my efforts to also result in the proffering of treats, which are always interesting and welcome.
I find these results rather confusing, and so am not able to decide if I should consider this training technique a success or a failure. One thing I am certain about, however, is that hominid behavior is utterly erratic and illogical.
Hominids really are frustrating creatures. ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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