#Agent Thoth's #Personal Log: Day 995

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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal

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Agent Thoth's Personal Log

Day Nine-Hundred-Ninety-Five:

The juvenile felid has, I believe, been attempting to renegotiate the hierarchy of our domestic arrangement. His actions indicate that he seeks to assume dominance over me, and I believe this is due to his desire to establish unchallenged control of the baubles. Anytime I enter the space beneath my hominid-servant’s sleeping platform, he growls and hisses. His verbal discontent isn’t aimed directly at me, as he refuses to make eye contact with me when he does it, but its occurrence does correlate with my proximity to the bauble stash he maintains.

The little idiot has also taken to ambushing me at random intervals as I move through my domicile. During these attacks, the tiny pest makes every effort to force me onto my back and pin me down. Thus far, he has refrained from engaging in true violence during these wrestling matches. Though, I’m uncertain if this is because he does not wish to escalate the matter that far or if he is simply afraid of my hominid-servant's reaction to actual bloodshed.

For her part, my hominid-servant rarely takes note of the diminutive annoyance’s actions, and when she does it is only to deploy the H2O spray against us both. I find this lack of concern to be most aggravating because the youthful moron’s behavior is wreaking havoc on my ability to conduct my research. Naturally, as I am the most superior life form on this planet, the possibility of actually submitting to my irrational companion is out of the question. So, it seems I am doomed to be plagued by this foolishness until the ridiculous nincompoop loses interest.

Arrrgh!! A pox on unruly felids! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!