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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Eight-Hundred-Sixty:
My hominid-servant has spent quite a bit more time, recently, engaged in her food preparation rituals. Normally, I would find this change interesting and worthy of study, however, whatever has led to this alteration in her behavior has also prompted her to also increase her domicile-maintenance activities. The disruption caused by which, of course, eliminates any possibility of my being able to achieve the concentration I need to properly conduct research.The one upside of this flurry of activity is that, at least when it comes to the food preparation, my hominid-servant seems inclined to be more generous than is her usual habit. On several occasions, lately, she has tempted me with exotic edibles that I am not normally allowed access to. Of course, I am obliged to tolerate the excessive demonstrations of affection that inevitably accompany these offerings, but the flavors are enticing enough to make the price worth it. For his part, the small pest seems to agree, and has even taken to humiliating exhibitions in order to solicit additional treats.
The one thing that worries me is that I am not certain what has prompted these changes in my hominid-servant's behavior. Naturally, I will continue to observe and report back on any additional developments. Fortunately, as dumb as she sometimes is, my hominid-servant does not seem to harbor any malicious inclinations, so I am at least comforted that it is unlikely that her intentions are nefarious.
Treats! Maybe hominids aren't so bad, after all. ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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