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Wednesday, April 3, 2019

#Agent Thoth's #Personal Log: Day 935


Hey Everyone! :-)

Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal


Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log

Day Nine-Hundred-Thirty-Five:
The local weather is gradually getting warmer, again, due to the axial tilt of this planet causing the location where I am stationed to move slightly closer to the local star at this point in the planet's rotation. And per her habit, this has resulted in a frenzy of cleaning activities by my hominid-servant. I must say, my feelings toward this remain ambivalent. On one paw, it is exceedingly pleasant to have my domicile returned to a state of peak sanitation and order. On the other paw, the process by which my hominid-servant achieves this causes an inordinate amount of disruption to both my research and my routine.

Unfortunately, since my hominid-servant doesn't bother to consult me in this matter, even if I can decide whether or not the benefits outweigh the irritation, the status quo is likely to be maintained. Therefore, I have decided that the best course of action will be to make detailed recordings of my hominid-servant's cleaning ritual and analyze her behavior for my research. This will enable me to make the best use out of an annoying situation.


Hominids can be so discourteous! ;-) You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!




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