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Wednesday, July 14, 2021

#Agent Thoth's #Personal Log: Day 1342



Hey Everyone! 😊

Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal


Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log

Day Thirteen-Hundred-Forty-Two:
I believe I have formulated a plan to accomplish the lynch-pin step in forwarding my efforts to conduct night-time studies of the local fauna. The most crucial part of advancing this endeavor has involved devising a way to induce my hominid-servant to open the door to my domicile during the hours in question. A seemly simple task, and yet complicated by the fact that my hominid-servant is both obstinate about altering her routine and not generally given to opening the door once the planetary rotation positions the local star below the horizon at these coordinates, and thus deprives us of its light for several hours during every 24-hour period. However, I believe I have determined a method to successfully manipulate her into making an exception, and so facilitating my escape, so that I may both avoid the excessively high temperatures that occur during the daylight hours and fulfill my duty by increasing the knowledge base regarding the indigenous creatures. As always, I will report back on the outcome of this experiment.


Hominids can be so stubborn! 😉 You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. 😉 Happy reading, everyone!






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