Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Thirteen-Hundred-Twenty-Five:
It occurred to me to wonder why my hominid-servant does not adhere to a proper sleeping schedule. Therefore, I have decided to conduct an experiment to see if I can induce her to segment her resting time into smaller, more frequent periods throughout the day. It is possible, though difficult to believe, that she may simply be unaware of the correct way to manage one’s need for repose, and this will be a straightforward matter of demonstration of the preferred schedule and gentle redirection of any deviation.
Knowing hominids, I am, of course, not confident of this; they somehow manage to complicate even the simplest of concepts. However, I am determined to make an attempt. As always, I will report back on any progress.
A new experiment! 😉 You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. 😉 Happy reading, everyone!
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