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Agent Thoth discusses more of the trials and tribulations associated with living with hominids. Incidentally, if you've missed Agent Thoth's earlier entries, you can find them here: Thoth's Journal
Department for the Preservation and Confirmation of Intelligent Life (DPCIL)
Agent Thoth's Personal Log
Day Four-Hundred-Seventy-Two:
The injustice! The absolute, bald-faced double standard! I do not know how much longer I can endure this situation!My hominid-servant has now begun treating the infant felid to the luscious liquid bovine secretions that she keeps in her refrigeration unit. On multiple occasions in the past, I have attempted to persuade her to share this ambrosia with me, but to no avail. The tiny pest, however, has but to look at her with pleading eyes and the nectar is produced with alacrity.
She informed me that mammalian neonates require such nourishment and that I ought not be envious. I tried to explain to her that DPCIL agents have need of the occasional luxury as well, and the bovine secretions would satisfy this requirement nicely. But, as usual, she ignored my pleas. The state of affairs here is becoming unbearable.
Ugh! Humans can be so thoughtless and cruel! You may have noticed that Agent Thoth has a new look. I hope you like his new picture as much as I do, but I'd love to hear your thoughts, either way. Feel free to let me know what you think in the comments. ;-) Happy reading, everyone!
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